This Year in DCTech – 2018 edition

It's that time again. Time to review all the tremendous accomplishments of the most dynamic tech ecosystem south of Columbia Md, North of Springfield VA,  East of Gaithersburg MD and west of Annapolis. Yes, DCTech we're number 1 out of any city in the world with our exact lat/long coordinates! Yea us! Go Team DC! So let's get right to it. January - Was Action Packed!!!! Amazon Will Change Everything - Amazon announced they would hold a beauty contest to determine which town they will destroy by overloading local infrastructure, straining the already huge employment talent gap by bringing 50,000 new jobs parked in Amazon HQ2. DC is one of the "lucky" cities to make the short list (see post). Boice Is The Champion - Danny Boice wins the coveted Worst Wolf of Startupland Title. Making Shit Happen (As Long as Nothing Happening is the Definition of Happening) - Lots of good news from Jonathon Perrelli and LifeFuels...

Trustify High-Level Executive Turnover Screams Trouble

The Trustify High-Level Executive Turnover continues as a Senior Vice President with almost 3 years of tenor, leaves the firm. Here's an early slide adjusted to reflect turnover, used to raise money by Lying Thieving Danny Boice and Cruella Jennifer Mellon. These two Clownish Crooks are having trouble keeping the wheels on the Trustify Bus. This month, they add another Senior Vice President, Martin Garcia, to the list of potential cooperating government witnesses in an investigation into criminal activity and fraud. Take note of the Team Slide that Trustify used to raise money (see below). Due to Trustify High-Level Executive Turnover, this slide shows only three criminals left standing, Danny Boice and his wife Jennifer Mellon and one other loser. What's wrong Matt DeLeon? Matt Baby, are you as crooked as your bosses or are you just otherwise unemployable? Most of the folks who left this dumpster fire left for ethical reasons. But you're still there? Are you a crook too? When the authorities come in to bust this scam...