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Mr Cranky’s 2017 Technology Year In Review Predictions

Anyone can tell you what happened in the New Year but only Mr Cranky can tell you what happened In the year to come! Mr Cranky’s 2017 Year in Review: January - Marissa Mayer at Yahoo announces she’s created a new logo…. Because that’s the only thing she’s ever done while running Yahoo that hasn’t devalued the stock.  So why not once again fix the only thing that isn’t broken at Yahoo. February - Apple’s Tim Cook announces the new Apple 8 which has no headphone jack, no screen, no microphone, no speaker and no keyboard and gets 3 hours life from its battery.  Mashable claims the new phone is 10 times more useful than an Apple watch and people line up around the block for weeks to get Apple 8. March - Russian hackers commit suicide after making no progress hacking the new Apple 8 phone. April – President Trump says it was a 400 pound kid lying in his bed who unsuccessfully hacked the Apple 8 and not the Russian Suicide Hackers. May - Tim Cook and Apple release the new Apple 8 Plus. A 10 inch version of the iPhone 8. It does nothing so much bigger than the regular iPhone 8 (pictured below). June...

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Mr Cranky’s 5 Marketing Predictions 2017

Mr Cranky’s 5 Marketing Predictions 2017 Want to know what marketing trends are going to take off in 2017, than read these 5 marketing predictions from Mr Cranky, the man that guaranteed a Hilary Clinton presidency! Direct Mail Firms will save time by addressing their mailers directly to recycling centers Local jurisdictions will enact laws saying that placing advertisement fliers on windshields is littering and subject to $50 fine per flier In recognition that no one picks up a phone call from someone they don’t know telesales companies will stop waiting for the phone to ring before they hang-up and don’t leave a message. Email marketers will realize that the 5th email saying, “Hey I’m not sure if you got my message but I wanted to make sure you didn’t miss this opportunity,” will start writing that message on the 3rd Somebody is going to realize that the old ways aren’t working and move from push marketing to pull marketing. These companies will gain attention by: Earning press mentions through a differentiated valuable product and/or service. Achieving high crowd sourced review scores by producing a quality product and/or service. Strong SEO-based online marketing. Valuable content marketing. AdWords Well placed digital advertising. Bonus…...