Blockchain Blockheads

It happened with Crowd Funding, it happened with Beanie Babies, it happened with Tulips and it's happening now with cryptocurrency and blockchain. Whenever there is a new "Big Thing." Whenever it's going to be the "Next Big Thing." There's a group of know-next-to-nothings, willing to monetize a know-nothing's greed in order to profit from shit they do not understand. Now I'm not saying Blockchain isn't going to be big. I think it's going to be HUGE! I'm talking HUGE with a silent H. Yet, when there is a gold rush, there is a rush for charlatans to insert themselves between the greedy and their wallets. You can tell when a market is heating up with grifters when there are more conferences on the market then there are marketeers. Take the recent deluge of Blockchain conferences booking any speaker who can spell blokchain (which leaves me out and thus why I'm ranting here) filling the stage with myopic one-eyed men (which is an expression that leaves out one-eyed women or even the more woke one-eyed-they) that rush into these nascent (which is a word that I have no idea what it means but man doesn't it make me sound smart) in an effort to fleece...

Facebook Cry Babies

Ohhhhhh no! Facebook has too much psychographic information on me! How did they do that? I mean how did they get everything I gave them? Are you trying to tell me they're monetizing my data? I thought Facebook was a tax-supported, NGO, like the public library. I had no idea they had a business to run. I never thought that when I liked a post bashing my useless Congresswoman, Barbara Comstock, on Facebook that Facebook would know I did that and track that I hate people who hide from their constituents, are owned by the NRA, and support corporate interests over human interests. I thought when I post about her, that was a secret between Babs and me! Now, I come to find out Facebook knew I am angry with Barbara? Even though I typed all that stuff in lowercase which everyone knows is the same as whispering. Are you saying that if I don't pay for it, I'm the product, not the customer? Shit! Does that mean I'm the product of air? Do I need to opt out of free oxygen? Not because it's getting more polluted each day but does air have data on my nostrils and my lungs? Stop friggin whining! Shame...

Jason Feimster How Venture Capital Works

Jason Feimster, Jason Feimster, Jason Feimster. While I so want to pick up a new topic. You keep leaving me nuggets of lunacy that I can't ignore. Now Jason, unlike you, I've never been a VC. But also unlike you, I've worked for VCs, pitched and successfully raised money from VCs and have exits that made money for VCs. So let me coach you on some VC-dom basics. There's a problem if you've never pitched a real Venture Capitalists (VC), and if you're not a real VC.  It's very difficult to pretend you're one. There is so much stuff you don't understand. Pretending to be a VC after never being a part of or ever witnessing a real Venture Capital process is difficult. It's like putting a caveman in a helicopter and expecting them to be able to pretend they can fly it. They don't even know helicopters fly. For instance: Jason Feimster, when you ask a prospective "portfolio company" founder to sign an NDA? Come on silly, Real VC's don't sign NDAs. Consultants do. Real VC's don't learn their trade watching Shark Tank. In videos of Jason (I've included a bunch herein), Jason mimicks the sharks. Maybe you'll understand this...

Matthew Pugsley of Chalant Health or Hey Big Spender!

Matthew Pugsley, Chalant Health CEO needs cash. He says he needs Cash for his "startup company" called Chalant Health. Not true. It's Friday, the evening of March 2nd, Matthew Pugsley and his girlfriend, Jan Ridgely, CEO of United Charitable were out partying at JVs in Falls Church. Big spender Pugsley was having a great time. Buying the drinks for the performers, the Houk Robinson Duo. But whose money was he using? Where did a man who reportedly owes tens of thousands in back child support get the money to buy a round of drinks for anyone? Houk Robinson Duo playing at JVs in 2017 Matthew Pugsley has previously declared bankruptcy. He does not have a job. He is CEO of a pre-revenue pile of turds he calls Chalant Health. Chalant Health has no product, no employees, and no income. In the last 3 years, Pugsley has been evicted at least 5 times for not paying rent. He's delinquent on alimony and child support. He owes at least half a million dollars to people for cheating them in his prior company, US Scan. He conned a vendor into developing a product and then didn't pay him $300 thousand dollars. He took at least $200K from individuals...

Great #DCTech News for Jonathon Perrelli LifeFuels

I have fabulous news for DCTech! Just fabulous and it involves our own Jonathon Perrelli! It is what everyone in DC has been waiting for. A Tech Region defining company! We are just moments away from Jonathon Perrelli creating the DC Tech equivalent to Elon Musk's sending a Tesla to Orbit around the Sun. After nearly 4 years...