Glen Hellman Intentional Leadership Workshop DC

March 14, Intentional Leadership Workshop DC

Join me for an Intentional Leadership Workshop in DC on March 14th. This is an exclusive opportunity to laugh and learn how to improve your career while learning about the neuroscience of creating a high performance culture for your team. Intentional Leadership Workshop DC Intentionality: Leading An Intentional Culture Day: Tuesday Date: March 14, 2017 Time: 6:30pm - 9:00pm Location: MakeOffices at K Street Address: 1015 15th St NW #600, Washington, DC 20005 As leaders we get the culture we tolerate. What are the steps to create an intentional culture of high performance? The basis of leadership and influencing others depends on understanding that humans make logical decisions illogically. What are the hidden forces that overcome competence, intelligence, and character when choosing our leaders? Learn about the real decision maker of the human mind and the neuroscience behind how to model the behavior to influence others and create loyal, motivated followers. If you run a business, this is a can't miss opportunity. There's no charge for the event and seating is limited. Sign up now on eventbrite.  Seats are reserved on a first come first serve basis. About the Facilitator of Intentional Leadership Workshop DC Glen Hellman is the founder of Driven Forward, an organization that helps companies with leadership development,...

DCs Mr Cranky

Why Do They Call Me DC’s Mr Cranky?

DC's Mr Cranky? Tonight, for the umpteenth time I was introduced as DC's Mr Cranky. Tonight, folks continuously asked, "Why Mr Cranky?" I obviously wasn't amongst my base. They didn't know me. So I thought today, I'd explain to the world...

Peter Paul and Mary - Mr Cranky Startups

Mr Cranky Startups – Where Have All The Founders Gone?

Mr Cranky Startups. It's a love hate relationship that reminds me of a song: Where have all the founders gone, Long time passing, Where have all the founders gone, Long time ago, When will they ever learn? At least I think that's how the Peter, Paul and Mary song went. Mr Cranky Startups Rant Lately, I've been wondering about the weakness in DC Tech startups. It seems to me that the rate of startup founders dipping their toes in the DCTech pond has slowed considerably. Yet before I am added to the list of purveyors of Fake News which is just another name for the Local DC Tech press, like DCInno, let me admit that this is kind of a trumpish statement, since I'm short of actual data and base my observation on feelings. Startups growth rates were up rapidly around 2008 and peaked around 2012. Today there is a lack of new startups and more importantly a lack of new quality startups (see The Startup Turd to Gold Ratio). Worse still, there are very few great startups like Hurdlr (who? you say. My point exactly) are operating in secret. In fact most great companies spend more time developing product and customers instead of wasting limited resources courting the local tech...

Washington DC Peer Advisory Group

How To Find The Best Washington DC Peer Advisory Group

Washington DC Peer Advisory Group List How do you go about finding a great Washington DC Peer Advisory Group? Well there are several choices, all of them viable, but are they viable for you? What are your choices for a Washington DC Peer Advisory Group say you? Organization Facilitation 1 on 1 Coaching Monthly Cost Extras Netcito Assisted No $95 – $195 Education Self-Facilitated EO Self-Facilitated No $200 Social Club Speakers Vistage Professionally Mandatory $1,000 – $1,400 Speakers Facilitated Intranet TAB Professionally Yes $1,000 Intranet Facilitated Speakers ThinkTank Professionally Optional $500 Can of WhoopAss Facilitated *prices are best estimates NetCito - Is a DC area company. Founded in DC and tends to be focused on the tech community. The peer advisory group is self-facilitated. A viable low-cost choice. EO or Entrepreneurs Organization- Described by many as Clubby and a Social Club that centers on speakers, networking/social events and also offers the opportunity for members to join self-facilitated peer advisory groups. More focused on those who believe they "made it" than those that want to drive growth. Vistage - The grandpa of peer advisory group Vistage is over 50 years old. It is professionally facilitated by 1099 contractors called, chairs. Chairs go through a vigorous selection and training program and many wash out without ever starting a group. Vistage Groups can be as large as 18 members. Vistage expense is driven by speakers at meetings, overhead of the...

Mr Cranky Startup Technology Resolution

Mr Cranky’s 2017 Startup Technology Resolution

Mr Cranky and Startup Technology a match made in heaven. Mr Cranky's back and I've made my 2017 Startup Technology Resolution list for the coming year. For the past 2 years I've fortunately avoided the crank inducing bullshitocracy that is the DC Tech Startup ecosystem. I've been able to avoid the Faux Silicon Valley wannabe wantrepreneur festival celebrations of  stupid ideas, poorly executed and horribly explained. Then recently, with a slight case of FOMO a work assignment thrust me headfirst back into the ooze of DCs anemic startup ecosystem. So here's my resolution for 2017. I will not get upset when I see what I saw these past few months. What did I see, you say? Here goes: Yet Another Better Yelp - You know what's wrong with Yelp? It is widely used, casts a wide net, covering too many restaurants and other service providers with hundreds of reviews. What this world needs is a Yelp for dating. You see a Yelp-like app with far fewer entries, painfully and expensively self-sourced with an awesome ambiance filter that empowers couples to choose their date venue based on micro-targeted ambiance features...

New Years Predictions

Mr Cranky’s 2017 Technology Year In Review Predictions

Anyone can tell you what happened in the New Year but only Mr Cranky can tell you what happened In the year to come! Mr Cranky’s 2017 Year in Review: January - Marissa Mayer at Yahoo announces she’s created a new logo…. Because that’s the only thing she’s ever done while running Yahoo that hasn’t devalued the stock.  So why not once again fix the only thing that isn’t broken at Yahoo. February - Apple’s Tim Cook announces the new Apple 8 which has no headphone jack, no screen, no microphone, no speaker and no keyboard and gets 3 hours life from its battery.  Mashable claims the new phone is 10 times more useful than an Apple watch and people line up around the block for weeks to get Apple 8. March - Russian hackers commit suicide after making no progress hacking the new Apple 8 phone. April – President Trump says it was a 400 pound kid lying in his bed who unsuccessfully hacked the Apple 8 and not the Russian Suicide Hackers. May - Tim Cook and Apple release the new Apple 8 Plus. A 10 inch version of the iPhone 8. It does nothing so much bigger than the regular iPhone 8 (pictured below). June...

DC’s Boom To Bust Startup Cycle Update

Here we go again. We’ve crested the top of the latest DC Region Startup roller coaster hill and we’re now speeding towards a bottom.  Just four years ago, in 2012 there was a budding DC Startup Industrial Complex. This included multiple media outlets with hot shot reporters, there were record breaking events like the DC Tech Meetup purportedly the largest meetup of its kind in the world..if not the universe. New venture funds were forming. Every week there was a new pitch event for startups raising money and yet today we enter the third tech bubble since the dot com bust in 2001. The signs are everywhere, journalistic reporters specializing in startups like Bill Flook and Kasra Kangarloo left the Washington Business Journal and have not been replaced. Steven Overly  of the Washington post…gone and not replaced. Tech Cocktail left town. Tanya Anderson & Tech Bisnow publish no more.  In fact there are a few rags but no legitimate publishing voice left in the DC startup tech world. In 2001 this region boasted over 20 very active Beltway-based VCs  actively investing in companies across the region. Today we’re down to just a handful: New Enterprise Associates, Revolution, New Atlantic Ventures and Grotech....